Cars,Cars and the true meaning

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| BMW | BRINGS ME WOMEN
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| FIAT | Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
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| FORD | found on rubbish dump
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| HYUNDAI | Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And
Inexpensive....
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| VOLVO | Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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| PORSCHE | Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
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| KIA | Kills In Accidents
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| OPEL | Old People Ending Lives
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| GOLF/GTI | Girls Only Love Fun / Get Them Inside
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| HONDA | Hanged Over, Now Driving Away
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| POLO | Panties Off, Legs Open
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