Capetown robbery

A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money. Once he
was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked, "Did you see me
rob this bank?"

The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."

The robber then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly.

He then turned to a coloured couple standing next to him and asked the
man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "Nay meneer ek hettie gasien nie, maar my vrou het!"