Employee of the Month

How is this for dedication?

Dis so waar of hoe?

'n Bedelaar het eendag 'n prokureur op straat voorgekeer en vir hom R5 gevra.
Die prokureur het lank na die vuil en ongeskeerde bedelaar gekyk en toe vra hy: "Vanwaar ken ek jou?"

"Ons was klasmaats op die tweede vloer van die ou hoofgebou," antwoord die bedelaar.

"Sam, nou onthou ek jou!" sê die prokureur en sonder om enige verdere vrae te vra, skryf hy vir die bedelaar 'n tjek van R1000 uit en sê:

"Ek gee nie om wat in jou verlede gebeur het nie.

Dit is jou toekoms wat belangrik is," en met dié woorde stap die prokureur aan.

Met trane van blydskap stap die bedelaar bank toe, maar voor die bank steek hy vas - dit is so skoon daar binne en die tellers is so netjies!

"Met my vuil toiings sal hulle oortuig wees ek oorhandig aan hulle 'n vervalste tjek," mompel Sam en draai net daar om.

Die volgende dag loop die prokureur weer vir Sam raak en hy sien dat dié nog steeds so gehawend daar uitsien. "Wat het jy met my tjek gedoen?

Het jy dit uitgedobbel of uitgesuip?"

Terwyl die bedelaar die tjek uit sy vuil hempsak te voorskyn haal, vertel hy die prokureur waarom hy dit nie kon gaan wissel nie.

"Luister, my vriend, wat die tjek wettig maak, is nie jou klere of jou voorkoms nie, maar my handtekening daarop. Gaan wissel onmiddellik die tjek!"

Die verhaal spreek vir homself.

Good one

Scrabble at its best

Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)!

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

GAUTENG:

When you rearrange the letters:

GET A GUN


THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

My friend Robert Mugabe

A LITTLE SOMETHING TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY

Mugabe dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter

tells him that he is not on the list and he does not belong in heaven.

Mugabe must go to hell. So Mugabe goes to hell where Satan gives

him a hearty welcome and tells him to make himself at home. Then Mugabe

notices that he left his luggage in heaven and tells Satan, who says "No

problem, I'll send a couple of little devils to get your stuff.

When the little devils get to heaven they find the gates are

locked St.Peter is having lunch - and they start debating what to do.

Finally one comes up with the idea that they should go over the

wall and get the luggage. As they are climbing the wall, two little angels

see them, and one angel says to the other...

"My Lord, look at that! Mugabe has been in hell no more than ten

minutes and we're already getting refugees!"

New Springbok jersey

Miscommunication

HERE IS A VERY GOOD EXAMPLE OF MISCOMMUNICATION!

A young husband comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "Darling, I have great news: " I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."

The next day, a guy from the electric company rings the door-bell, because the young couple hasn't paid their last
bill: "Are you Mrs. Smith?
You're a month overdue, you know!"
"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.
"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the man from the electric company.
"What are you saying? It's in your files?????" "Absolutely." "Well, let me talk to my husband about this tonight." That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to the electric company offices the first thing the next morning. "What's going on here?
You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts. "Just calm down," says the clerk, "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us." "PAY you? and if I refuse?" "Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off." "And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks. "I don't know.
I guess she'd have to use a candle"
"WWWHHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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