Baby`s names after 9 months due to "load shedding” :
Candle Nomvete Darkness Mapogo Eskom Tshabalala
Vroegslaap Khumalo Blackout Dube Battery Ndlovu
Generator Mashaba Loadshedding Masibuko Robotoff Vilakazi
Teekersie Oosthuizen Parrafienlamp Botha Primus Minnaar
Sonpaneel Coetzee Geiser Nel Cadac Nortje
Gasbottel vd Merwe Gasstoof van Wyk Vuurhoutjie de Bruin
Vlammetjie Joubert Besparing Villiers Isoleer Vosloo
Beurtkrag Poggenpoel Blaker du Toit Flikkerlig Wessels
Powerdip Malherbe Gas Blomerus Donker Afrika Smith
Battery charged Erasmus Middernagswart Willemse Flitslig Bothma
Kersvlam Adams Braaivleisvuur vd Schyff Braaivleis Swanepoel
Kragkrisis Potgieter Kragsentrale Knoetze Kerskrag Esterhuizen
Tripwire Petzer Tripswitch Pieterse Regulator Malan
Leë beloftes Mbeki Fires van Blerk Vonk du Preez
Diesel de Klerk Koperdraad Herselman Vetkers du Plooy
Maglite Muller Kragboks de Koker Weerlig Jacobs
Rou kos du Plessis Geen kos Nolte Rechargable Diedericks
Boggerol krag Harmse Flitsbattery van Helsdingen Energiespaar Pretorius
Torch Misimang Power failure Dlamini Power station Kodisang
Kragopwekker Skosana Nat steenkool Zuma derek watt
Lefifi Mabone Kragstasie Viljoen Dim Dimples
Powerhungry Zuma Kunzima Skhosana Kufiphele Cwati
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Fake friends vs real friends
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying 'Dawg ... we screwed up...
but that was fun!'
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you
REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying 'Dawg ... we screwed up...
but that was fun!'
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you
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