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When visiting my blog please also visit my friends Wimpie van der Sandt at http://www.wimpievds.blogspot.com and Joker at http://thejoker.co.za .Have a good day tomorrow and wish you a wonderful weekend.I also have a lot of things on this weekend with outside broadcasts at different venues and are really looking forward to that.As Arnold schwarzeneger always say in his movie "i'll be back"

Can you spot the fake Shaik?

Funny one

My friend Steve passed this joke on to me so i thought i'll pass it on to you.Enjoyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


An English Priest, in an Afrikaans community, was tired of all the
coughing in his church whilst he was preaching...

So he bought a bottle of cough medicine and decided that the next
person
who coughed
would get a teaspoon full .The following Sunday someone coughed so he

stopped preaching and gave the person a teaspoon medicine and
whispered
in
his ear. The person then got up and walked out.
This went on until the church was almost empty
After the service the dominee asked the preacher what he said after
giving the congregation medicine that resulted in a empty church.

The preacher said all he said was "For Cough" "

The biggest S.A star-Steve Hofmeyr

Why wont Steve come back to S.A?He is the biggest star S.A has ever seen and he had to use some of his negotiating skill at the U.S embassy.Here is an article courtesy of News 24 "Pretoria - Even if you are a local star like Steve Hofmeyr - one of the most popular singers and actors in SA - you won't be able to smooth-talk your way into the US.

Hofmeyr, currently appearing in the soapie 7e Laan is leaving for the US on June 5 for his first concert tour.

"I was at the US embassy on Friday where I had to solemnly promise that I would come back to SA. Ha! Ha! Ha! What a question!"

"To tell the truth, who knows, maybe some expats would rather come back with me after my tour," joked Hofmeyr.

On a more serious note, he said his tour was looking good.

"I've been communicating with a few guys there and they're ready for me."

This time his family won't be going on tour with him.

"It will be just me and a sound man."

"And all the nostalgia that I found in New Zealand, Australia, Dubai, Canada, Amsterdam and London when I toured there."

Hofmeyr will be doing ten performances in less than three weeks. He starts his first show on June 6 in Orlando, Florida.

Then it will be on to Boca Raton in Florida, Atlanta in Georgia, Raleigh in North Carolina, Houston in Texas, Dallas in Texas, Sacramento in California, Denver in Colorado, Detroit in Michigan and finally Smyrna in Delaware.

Shocking news-artists against religion!!!!!!!!

Architecture of Aggression, lauded as SA's most controversial and brutal metal act, is proud to present "777 ROCK AGAINST RELIGION". Seven of SA's most outspoken rock and metal acts will converge at Café Arc, a new venue with brave owners in Hazelwood Pretoria, on Saturday the 7 th of July for a show the first of its kind in Africa.
Representing a growing ideology in the youth of this country and globally, Architecture of Aggression, Wrust, Rhutz, The Slashdogs, All Forlorn, Far Beyond Driven and Prevail will shatter the silence on the absurdity of religion.I cant believe that this is happening,what has happened to the world we are living in.Is this the end of the world,it seems that the end is near.I hope that you share my sentiment and that you wil not support this concert at all.I will do anything in my power to oppose this concert with all means possible.It is time that we all go down on our knees and pray that this concert doesn't happen and that people wont support this concert.Please show your support by commenting to this post

South African tourist map

More South African humour

The Minister of Public Works wanted to remodel her office, so she invited different contractors for tenders.

One was from Johannesburg, one from Durban and the last one from Soweto.

"OK gentlemen, I want a nice job ," She said, "Let's hear from Jhb?"

The guy took out his ultrasonic measuring device and laptop and began measuring, scrawling on the computer, calculating.

Eventually he said "R90 000, Madam Minister,"

"That seems like quite a lot of money! Why R90,000?"

"You see," he replied, "that's R40 000 for material, R40 000 for labour and R10 000 for my profit".

She seemed OK with that and turned to the Durban contractor. "So how much do you want to do the job?" she asked.

The Durban fella took out a rusted tape measure, broken clipboard and a blunt pencil. He took some measurements, scratched some calculations on the back of his Rothmans box and came up with a figure of R70,000.

"That's interesting!" said Stella. "Explain the R70 000?"

"Simple, Madam Minister, I got a brother-in-law in the hardware trade, so that's R35 000 for materials, R30,000 for my guys, and R5,000 for my profit and all."

She was amused but happy to accept the explanation.

Then she asked the Soweto contractor for his quotation. He just smiled, looked the minister in the eyes and said, "R270 000!"

"Yoh Yoh Yoh!.... How did you come to that amount without even taking your measurements? What is that amount for?"

"That's R100 000 for me and R100 000 for you!"

"So what about the remaining R70 000?"

"We hire that guy from Durban to do the job!!!"